What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do so many people like life?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Dr No

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!